67526) I binge because I’m sad, I’m sad because I’m fat, I’m fat because I binge. I hate it. I hate myself.

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

[Insert witty title]: tardis-blue-boxes: larry-in-the-tardis: abhortion: I think I missed...

tardis-blue-boxes:

larry-in-the-tardis:

abhortion:

I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair

Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you…

Cosmo Sex Tip #642

fagmobs:

Ask him to describe what he wants to do to you. Require him to use AT LEAST three examples from the text and explain

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence