Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
via i-d-k (originally hiptoyourjive)
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is
via health-iswealth (originally sherbrooke420)
via harderbetterfastersmaller (originally sweatsalty)
I know this is a female-focused tumblr, but Adam Levine is a dedicated yogi and easy on the eyes :)i think i just fell in love omg
via health-iswealth (originally mitchdoeslife)
college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey
via klefable (originally snorlaxatives)
via kneecoldlebuff (originally vanillaabsolute)
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
via hellowfaby (originally jo--harvelle)
send me unpopular opinions and i can only reply with “agree” or “disagree”
via trainhardeatclean (originally beyonces)
via defyingthelabyrinth (originally smile-youre-amazing)
via sarahizme (originally this-is-waste-of-time)
via eternallysparked (originally neverchangingme)
67619) Why do all the best guys have to be skinnier than me?
via confessionsabouteatingdisorders (originally confessionsabouteatingdisorders)
